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Who me? Fire Hazard?... Nooo..

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"I'm Not a Fire Hazard" Candle
Ignite your humor (not your home!) with this cheeky candle. Embellished with the bold claim "I'm Not a Fire Hazard," it's perfect for anyone who loves a little irony with their ambiance. Rest assured, this candle promises to stay well-behaved — no wild flames or unexpected blazes here. Light it up, kick back, and let it fill your space with a cozy scent while you enjoy a good laugh. Whether it’s a gift for the friend who might have a history with burning popcorn or a treat for your own collection, this candle keeps the humor high and the risk low.

I use to at least have 30 candles going on at the same time.. No shame.

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  • Soy wax
  • Cotton wick
  • 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
  • Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
  • Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.